About Me

Hello, if you’ve actually made it to reading my profile, I’m impressed! Most just scroll on past my picture because I am not showing all of my face or wearing flashy clothes. I do clean up well, I promise! Also, if you’re going to request access to my private photos, be a gentleman and at least say hi. 

I am a down to earth, recently divorced female. I am a helper- I love my profession. I’m intelligent, passionate, caring and compassionate.  I know the difference between you’re, your and y’all (haha). I love people, animals and the outdoors. I’m a private gal, so plastering my face on a site like this is not preferred. I probably think I’m a lot funnier than I am, but I’ll try my best to make you laugh. I have ocean eyes, a contagious laugh and freckles.  I’m a natural looking woman. Nice big smile and soft lips (thanks to Burt’s Bees). I wear makeup that won’t leave my face on your pillowcase. I feel less is better. My eyelashes are real. I have curves in all the right places for men who enjoy real unaltered chest and a nice bottom. I’m not a model but I am not excessive in weight. I’m short and stocky build so even if I weigh 130 I still look “thick”. I enjoy intelligent conversation- I am a sapiophile (yes, I know a few big words). I love music, fun and meeting new people. I love to laugh, have a quirky sense of humor and dumb wit. If that all sounds like the perfect person for you say hi and get to know me more via private message.  Let’s be honest- this doesn’t mean I am not on here to seek emotional connection, friendship or romance. I won’t pass up a good thing. I am independent and self sufficient but I want to advance myself. I am ok with NSA, non-monogamy and open relationships. I am open to wants and needs of others, and have plenty of love to give. I am not vanilla but I’m vanilla latte. I don’t do the 50 shades of grey or darker thing, but I’ll have creative fun with a partner.  Too many men on here say “no drama” in their profile, I think we all would like that but there’s never going to be ANY kind of relationship that doesn’t have some sort of drama when there is an emotional attachment. If you are emotionally available and want emotional connection…then you will have drama, my friend. Be honest with yourself. I’m all about realistic expectations.  If you’re asking for monogamy and NSA, I think you’re confused. Monogamy is one of the biggest strings you can attach. That being said, I am also ok with monogamous relationships with the right person but that level of trust takes time and effort to build. I love dressing up for my partner and making them feel wanted, special and happy.  I won’t disappoint. I’m caring, honest, straightforward and a good person. I want to enjoy someone’s company and make their time worthwhile. Your time is valuable and I won’t waste it. I can have fun just hanging out or doing more adventurous outings. I aim to please, I’d love to make new friends and have a little fun.  On a final note, I’ve become addicted to reading profiles. When I can’t sleep I’ll often hop on and delve into profiles far and wide, it’s addicting! If I’m on, say hi!